Saturday, March 3, 2012

Man Crush Bracket, Round One, Day Two

Day Two, keep the vote's coming everyone but first, I wanna just say that this is my personal man crush list, I get that it doesn't agree with everyone out there, but I don't care haha. Well, I do, but I'm taking suggestions in case this is a hit and we do it again.
Now onto the match-ups...

ATHLETES - Number 02 Lance Armstrong versus Number 15 Peyton Manning

NAME: Lance Armstrong
CLAIM TO FAME: Seven Tour de France victories, the most by any American rider, kicked cancers ass, started the LIVESTRONG foundation to help find a cure, and he's really hated by the French.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON LANCE: He's a winner. 'Nuf said.
NAME: Peyton Manning
CLAIM TO FAME: Colt's (Well, maybe "Former Colt's...") Quarterback for the last fourteen seasons, four time league MVP, and star of hilarious commercials and SNL skits.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON PEYTON: I mean, what guy with man crushes doesn't like football? Or hilarious TV appearances? Even though his little brother is "better".

HISTORICAL FIGURES - Number 02 Sasquatch versus Number 15 Marco Polo

NAME: Sasquatch
CLAIM TO FAME: Inspired a music festival, and he is the f****** Sasquatch.
WHY YOU SHOULD MAN CRUSH ON SASQUATCH: What man hasn't wanted to run away from his wife? Girlfriend? Job? Other stuff? Sasquatch did, and he became the best at it, cuz no one can find him.
NAME: Marco Polo
CLAIM TO FAME: Invented the game "Marco Polo".
WHY YOU SHOULD MAN CRUSH ON MARCO: If it weren't for him you would never be able to reach second base with that cute girl at the pool party. Thanks Marco!

ACTORS - Number 02 Brad Pitt versus Number 15 Aldis Hodge

NAME: Brad Pitt
CLAIM TO FAME: The Ocean's series, Fight Club, dated Jennifer Anniston, and killed Nazi's with that little kid intern from the Office.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON BRAD: I mean, I'm straight, but that man is fine as hell. And he's been in a lot of amazing movies. That's really all I got, I' busy watching Moneyball while I type this, another awesome Brad movie.
NAME: Aldis Hodge
CLAIM TO FAME: He snuck in the list. He's also on the TV drama "Leverage".
WHY YOU SHOULD MAN CRUSH ON ALDIS: He plays an awesome character on the show, and he's one of those guys that's constantly on TV and the movies and you're like "Oh yeah, that guy! Who is he?" Aldis is "he".

ENTERTAINERS - Number 02 Jon Stewart versus Number 15 Zane Lamprey

NAME: Jon Stewart
CLAIM TO FAME: Host of Comedy Central's Daily Show, Stewart has torn through the "American youth" and has put a fun, tolerable way to view politics out there for the crowd born in the 80s and beyond.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON JON: He's changing the world, he had millions(ish) show up to his "Rally to Restore Sanity" in DC, and most important, he makes you laugh for thirty minutes every night while still delivering the news.
NAME: Zane Lamprey
CLAIM TO FAME: The former stand up comedian now host's "Drinking Made Easy" on HDNet.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON ZANE: He literally drinks and travels for a living. If you ever see an episode, they travel, drink, and it's just fun to watch someone get progressively drunker and drunker.

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