Man Crush Bracket, Round One, Day One

Getcha popcorn ready, here we go! Bracket Round One, Day One!

ATHLETES - Number 01 Brooks Laich versus Number 16 John Erksine

NAME: Brooks Laich
CLAIM TO FAME: Washington Capitals Forward and probably the most versitle player on the team, you can also see number 21 in the red, white, and blue sweater on the ice almost every night. He's also a sexy man, no homo.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON BROOKS: Well, I mean it's obvious. He's the man's man on the Caps. Every play, every day. A soft spoken leader without a "C" or "A" on his chest.

NAME: John Erksine
CLAIM TO FAME: Washington Capitals defenseman, also lumber jacks religiously (That's a lie, I do that a lot on this blog, but tell me you can't picture him doing that). He's a rough and tumble guy, scruffy, ugly, and a hell of a fighter. Put an ax in his hands and he can chase a bunch of co-ed's out of a cabin in the woods in a horror movie.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON JOHN: He's manly as crap. He probably wears flannel shirts, wipes up spills like the Brawny man, and next to him, every man looks handsome.

HISTORICAL FIGURES - Number 01 Morgan Freeman versus Number 16 Dominic's Friends

NAME: Morgan "Always Plays God" Freeman
CLAIM TO FAME: He's Morgan F****** Freeman, 'nuf said.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON MORGAN: Look at the long list of movies and roles he's played. He's an awesome actor, and played God...TWICE. Done deal.

NAME: Dominic's Friends
CLAIM TO FAME: Technically, they ate the first Buffalo Wings.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON DOMINIC's FRIENDS: What man doesn't love buffalo wings? And it's kinda all thanks to them that we have them.

ACTORS - Number 01 George Clooney versus Number 16 Isiah Mustafa

NAME: George Clooney
CLAIM TO FAME: The lead of the leads in the "Ocean's" series, the Dapper Dan man from "O Brother Where Art Thou?" and that'a really the movies of his I really love. I'd look up more, but there's only so much that you need to say about Gorgeous George.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON GEORGE: See above.

NAME: Isiah Mustafa
CLAIM TO FAME: You know who he is, the Old Spice man. Who whistled, did all that stuff like ride horses and tell you how to smell.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON ISIAH: Who didn't see those commercials and do that whistle? Or laugh, or quote them. That's how you get on this list. He "changed the world" haha.

ENTERTAINERS - Number 01 Jimmy Buffett versus Number 16 Jimmy Kimmel

NAME: Jimmy Buffett
CLAIM TO FAME: The reggae/folk/country/pop singer songwriter has been selling out concerts for years and built a cult-like following singing about sun, fun, booze, drugs, and the tropics. When he's not doing that, he's inland hopping on one of his planes or surfing the Hawaiian surf.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON JIMMY B.:
He's gotten the masses together, drunk, flashing breasts, singing, and dancing. And college girls in grass skirts, bikinis, and did I mention drunk?

NAME: Jimmy Kimmel
CLAIM TO FAME: He is the host of ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live!", wouldn't it be weird if he wasn't? If he was like, on Camera 3a or the prop guy?
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON JIMMY K.: He's an awesome host and he's on the list alone for the videos he does like (The Hyperlinks aren't working, just YouTube "Jimmy Kimmel Parents Stole My Candy", sorry).
So there we go, leave comments for who you've voted for, as always I want your input and I'll put your votes in with mine and others. Thanks.