Man Crush Bracket, Round One Day Three

Day Three, so far I'm shocked that I'm still on schedule. Go me! Putting down the heroin needle was the best thing I coulda done...
Also, in case you start to wonder what's up with the Historical Figures selections, that's a really tough category haha. Please bear with me.

ATHLETES - Number 03 Mike Sellers versus Number 14 Kobe Bryant

NAME: Mike Sellers
CLAIM TO FAME: Washington Redskins fullback, 7th most ripped player in the NFL, and the only man for me.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON MIKE: Uhh. To me, this is like telling you why football is beautiful, breathing is important, and why, well, I'm out of snippy things to say. "Caveman" is a beast on the field, flat lining safeties, toting the rock, and crying at spring training when they told him he was gonna be a daddy. Sensitive, and sexy. I'm biased, cleary.

NAME: Kobe "Not The Beef" Bryant
CLAIM TO FAME: Only one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Suck it LeBron, you're going bald.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON KOBE: Who hasn't played a game of basketball and not wanted to be the Black Mamba? He's a winner, through and through, has that killer instinct some NBA stars (LeBron...) don't have. He's also the only player I'd be okay with getting one more ring than MJ.

HISTORICAL FIGURES - Number 03 President Eisenhower versus Number 14 Homo Erectus

NAME: Dwight Eisenhower
CLAIM TO FAME: Our 34th President and first Supreme Commander of NATO.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON DWIGHT: Not only was he a bad ass General (He woulda made Call of Duty better) he also sent the troops to Little Rock, Arkansas to help enforce integration.

NAME: Homo Erectus, aka "Cavemen"
CLAIM TO FAME: Fire, the wheel, and the fact that "Homo Erectus" sounds dirty and makes me laugh.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON HOMO: I have no good reason, just reading "Why You Should Crush On Homo." is funny as shit though.

ACTORS - Number 03 Will Smith versus Number 14 Zachary Levi

NAME: Will Smith
CLAIM TO FAME: Blockbuster smash hits like "I Am Legend", "I, Robot", "Men In Black", and "Independence Day" as well as "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON WILL: He's Will Smith. "Welcome to Earth." That guy.

NAME: Zachary Levi
CLAIM TO FAME: Star of NBC's Chuck.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON ZACH: He gets to make out with Yvonne Strahoski (Or something like that.).

ENTERTAINERS - Number 03 Donald Glover versus Number 14 B.o.B.

NAME: Donald Glover
CLAIM TO FAME: First starred in "Derrick Comedy" on YouTube, wrote for "30 Rock", acted in "Community", raps under the name "Childish Gambino", and has two stand up specials on ComedyCentral.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON DONALD: Anyone who can blow the roof off your party with rap then wind everyone down with hilarious stand up should always be man crushed.

NAME: Bobby Ray Simmons aka B.o.B
CLAIM TO FAME: The Atlanta based rapper burst onto the scene in 2010 rapping with Hayley Williams, T.I., and Janelle Monae on his debut album.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON B.o.B: There's something about the up and coming mix tape rappers that just seems more pure. Plus, B.o.B raps with a live band (Unlike Lil Wayne, who blows so hard). And sang with Andre 3000. Who doesn't love him?