I was hanging out with two of my closest friends (My cousin Greg and our Bro Anthony) eating wings, drinking beers, and watching "End of Watch" (Which is an amazing movie, that everyone should go buy and watch a hundred times). Overall, we just goofed on each other, other people, and started an awesome club which is in no way a joke about a "famous" movie about Cowboys.
So all that being said, I've decided to write nothing more about that, and instead just bullet point random thoughts I've had since the last time I blogged for you.
That's right, America. Get cised for another "I'm Just Vomiting A Post" Post. Which you all really love, probably because it's a legit look into my brain. Scary place.
- I am in love with Anna Kendrick. And the movie "Pitch Perfect", which one a scale of one to ten, is an eleven. If you see it and don't like it, I'll sprinkle salt into my eyes. I dunno what that will do, but it can't end well.
- I was driving to the gym today and Michelle Branch's "Everywhere" came on the radio. Naturally, I cranked the radio all the way up and started singing and dancing to it (If you need that image in your head, picture a big white guy with his hat on backwards gyrating and lip synching in his car). That will always be one of those songs that gets me. It's awesome.
- I'm really excited for baseball season to start, and I'm also depressed that Caps haven't played in days.
- If you like to lift weights at the gym, always poop first. It's really tough to control your muscles uh, down there, when you're benching and it's a disaster waiting to happen.
- I learned that in everyone's tail bone there is a bone named the "coccyx" (Pronounced cocks-ix, maybe). I find that hilarious because that means there is literally a coccyx in everyone's butt. If that doesn't make you laugh, you have no soul.
- All kidding aside, when I heard that I laughed for like two minutes. I also laughed really hard when I wrote that. Cuz I'm practically twelve.
- I think the word "joan"/"joaning" is totally under used once you leave PG County. Other words that are under used outside of "Gawjus Prince Gawjus"? Silly, nubs, donk, bazilly, and cised.
- Never date a famous girl. I didn't know this until recently, but it really messes with a man's ego when she calls you and mentions "Oh, I'll be in a date auction for charity." I replied with "Oh, I'll be at the next table...with mace and a sock full of pennies."
- My song this year for those summer nights I spend cruising around town is "Miles Davis & The Cool" by The Gaslight Anthem. Go listen to it now.
- The other day, I was in the grocer's and I picked up a basket and my greatest dilema came back to haunt me. How do you carry the basket in a manly way? If anyone can answer that, please hit me up on Twitter @therealSamWow.
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| The "Manly" way, as of now. |
Well, that's it for now. I hope to have a more normal post next.
Peace and love, you groovy hippies.
What the hell was that closer all about? Jesus.
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