Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Man Crush Bracket, Round One, Day Six

ATHLETES - Number 06 Brian Orakpo versus Number 11 Vernon Davis

NAME: Brian Orakpo
CLAIM TO FAME: Former Texas Longhorn and current Washington Redskin's outside linebacker
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON BRIAN: He's jacked as shit, has a crazy deep voice, and terrorizes quarterbacks with a devastating pass rush technique.
NAME: Vernon Davis
CLAIM TO FAME: Former Maryland Terrapin and current San Francisco 49er
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON VERNON: Another local kid, he went from team outcast to emotional leader on and off the field, and was a playoff hero for the 49ers.

HISTORICAL FIGURES - Number 06 Glen Bell versus Number 11 John Jameson

NAME: Glen Bell
CLAIM TO FAME: Inventor/Founder of Taco Bell
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON GLEN: You can thank him every time you're hungry at 2AM, or when all you have is a nickel to spend for a full meal.
NAME: John Jameson
CLAIM TO FAME: John Jameson Whiskey
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON JOHN: If you're like me, you've been hammered off his brand. Thanks, John!

ACTORS - Number 06 Jason Segal versus Number 11 Tyrese Gibson

NAME: Jason Segal
CLAIM TO FAME: From "How I Met Your Mother" and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON JASON: He was in the ultimate man crush movie when he starred in "I Love You, Man" and who wouldn't wanna hang out with Marhsall from "How I Met Your Mother"?
NAME: Tyrese Gibson
CLAIM TO FAME: Acted in Fast and Furious and Transformers.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON TYRESE: He's a staple in "guy" movies from Transformers to Death Race and Four Brothers and The Fast Series.

ENTERTAINERS - Number 06 Kevin Hart versus Number 11 Chris Rock

NAME: Kevin Hart
CLAIM TO FAME: One of the most popular stand up comedians out there.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON KEVIN: He's hilarious and makes his life stories hilarious, his Twitter is also a must follow.
NAME: Chris Rock
CLAIM TO FAME: Stand up comedian
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON CHRIS: Kinda like Hart, Chris Rock told (and still tells) it like it is, and now he acts, produces, directs, and still tours in a light capacity.

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