Friday, March 16, 2012

Man Crush Bracket, Round One, Day Seven

ATHLETES - Number 07 Steve Blake versus Number 10 Andre Carter

NAME: Steve Blake
CLAIM TO FAME: Superstar at University of Maryland and current NBA journeyman.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON STEVE: He's just a little white boy who can ball. Local love.
NAME: Andre Carter
CLAIM TO FAME: Former Cal Golden Bear and current NFL journeyman
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON ANDRE: He's an intelleghent football monster, and Mike Sellers (Everyone's favorite 3 seed) once said "Andre? He's got muscles on his muscles."

HISTORICAL FIGURES - Number 07 George Washington Carver versus Number 10 Mark Twain

NAME: George Washington Carver
CLAIM TO FAME: Agricultural researcher.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON GEORGE: If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have peanut products...like peanut butter. So he's the best.
NAME: Mark Twain
CLAIM TO FAME: American Author
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON MARK: He inspired many an episode of Wishbone, and was a hell of an author.

ACTORS - Number 07 Aaron Ekhart versus Number 10 Mark Walhberg

NAME: Aaron Ekhart
CLAIM TO FAME: Famous Actor
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON AARON: He was awesome in "Thank You For Smoking", played a beautiful role in "Dark Knight" and "Any Given Sunday".
NAME: Mark Wahlberg
CLAIM TO FAME: Famous actor and badass.
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON MARKY MARK: He's a badass...and an actor. Duh.

ENTERTAINERS - Number 07 Jamie Foxx versus Number 10 Michael Buble

NAME: Jamie Foxx
CLAIM TO FAME: Comedian, Singer, and Actor
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON JAMIE: He's a classy actor, and classy guy. "Blame it on the alcohol."
NAME: Michael Buble
CLAIM TO FAME: Cover singer
WHY YOU SHOULD CRUSH ON MICHAEL: If you wanna get your lady in the mood play him, but, it will only put her in the mood for him...

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